This is Fake Art

"Where art is valued according to its worth. In a landscape of manufactured scarcity, we strip away the artifice of 'prestige' to find the inherent value of the stroke, the medium and the method. If the value is felt, the art is real; if the value is manufactured, the art remains fake.".

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001: BSC Train
This is just Bat Shit Crazy. A triptych piece with the canvases linking together with narrow gauge chain. Available as S, M or L.
002: NHM Rocks
During a refurbishment at the Natural History Museum we recovered some concrete from the lift shaft and after close inspection discovered fossils ranging - we think - from the prehistoric time.
004: Trump’s Shroud
It is widely believed Trump sleeps under a very thin linen sheet, over time orange dye leaches into the fabric and now an outline of his face appears on the material.
005: Duck Barbie Duck
2004's Barbie was centred on world peace, helping the homeless, the poor and taking care of animals. They fly in to the rescue in formation as per the traditional flying ducks on your grandmother's living room wall.
006: Fake Art [dot co dot uk]
A whole salmon filleted to reveal FAUK dyed into the fish using the canthaxanthin dye.
007: Tour T-Shirts
We are able to offer our exclusive limited edition band tour shirts - catch them before anyone else ever can:
  • 0071: The Killers 2022 "BANKSIDE" Global Tour
  • 0072: Michael Jackson’s 2019 "Rejuvenate / Hope-full" Tour
  • 0073: Rag and Bone Man's "Not Failing" 2019 South Tyneside Tour
  • 0074: Ed Sheeran's "Shine a light at Fram" sensational 2027 revival tour
008: Roe Skull Dart Board
Just As is.
009: Barry White's Coffee Table
You're the First, the Last, My Everything pasted onto MDF table.
010: Lying to the Dentist
As I sit in the dentist chair I quickly realise things aren't quite so good, available free on the NHS.
011: God Save the Queen
Red stilettos, white stockings & blue LED lighting.
012: Lobster Pot Post
As sea temperatures increase we need to reevaluate our reliance on traditional fishing methods. We ask you to embrace the campaign and send your lobster pot on with other LPP members c/o FAUK.
013: Kim Jong Un Calling
We should all be thinking about prepping for the unthinkable so get ahead of the Joneses ensuring future proof communications with this 4G mobile morse code box kit.
014: Female FAUK Mannequin
Signature piece.
015: Prada on the Pavement
Just that, a limited edition of giclee prints.
016: UK Tax Guide
'Make it Easier' printed onto all 17,000 pages, not very interesting at all but well documented.
017: Birds on a Wire On A Table
FAUK looks at beautiful furniture; a copper clad dining table for six with birds happily chatting on the telephone wires.